Dear Coffee:
I broke up with you ten days ago. I needed a clean break. Sure, it hurt. And I still get a twinge sometimes, of missing you.
I relied on you too much. And without you, I am free to be me.
Sleep is better. I have more energy in the morning. I drink more water. I also drink tea.
Tea is delicious. Did you know?
When you were good to me, we were a match made in heaven. When you were bad to me, it was jittery heartburn and not nice at all.
I said I would never break up with you. And when I said it, I meant it. But, you know, people change. They grow.
If you want to know if I'm seeing someone else now, I guess I am. His name is Earl Grey. But you know what? He lets me be who I am. And we're not exclusive. I am not looking to get serious anytime soon.
I know you'll find someone else. Take care.
Heather
Earl Grey and I, having a lovely time |
Note: I did stop drinking coffee ten days ago. I'm still shocked by it, myself. But it is really nice. FYI.
Confession: I can't stand tea. Still love you, though. And Joe. I still love him too.
ReplyDeleteEarl Grey sounds wayyy more classy than Joe. (With all due respect to Joe, of course.)
ReplyDeleteI am still in awe. But I'm glad that you didn't have to break up with the Bean.
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