We've already discussed that Jack believes his parents' occupations are mimja and lawyer. And Durel and I are good with that.
As it turns out, mimjas have really cool offices that look a lot like Microsoft stores.
Also, when you visit this astounding place, you can "play art" (Jack's favorite pastime) on the computer.
You can also show the world that Windows 8 is pretty intuitive, actually. And you can get *that song* stuck in Momma's head for the rest of the day.
It's good to have Windows 8. And tats. And crazy hair. And a mimja for a Daddy. Heck, it's good to be Jack.
Hope it's good to be you today.