Santa came to visit Jack's school this year. He obligingly posed with all the kiddos for their individual pictures with Santa.
Only, it wasn't really Santa. It was a mere mortal who probably buys Alleve by the truckload to help him recover from his blinding headaches, which are brought on by the non-stop screaming and wailing of toddlers who don't want any part of this exercise, thankyouverymuch.
I commend Jack's school for attempting this, and thank them for providing me with this picture, which will prove extremely handy in mortifying Jack in front of his first girlfriend when he's a teenager.
Because Santa or no Santa, you've got to think ahead.