On coloring:
Mom. I don't scribble scrabble anymore. I color in the LINES.
On fruit:
I just like strawberries. I don't like bananas. Oh wait! I like bananas. (Jack, would you like a banana?) No. I only like bananas at school.
On reality:
(Hi, Superman!)
Mom! I'm not Superman! I'm Jack. It's just a shirt.
On maturing:
Yesterday, when I was a BABY, I sucked my thumb. Now, I'm a big boy. And I don't suck my thumb. I quit.
On negotiating:
(Jack, it's bedtime.)
Aw, MAN! Can I have just ten more minutes?
(You can have five minutes.)
Can I have THREE minutes?
(Sure.)
At Whole Foods:
Mom, I'm thirsty. I see some drinks over there. I'll be RIGHT BACK.
Hope someone calls you precocious today.
Talk soon,
Heather
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