The other evening, Durel, Jack, and I tried a pizza place in our new 'hood for dinner.
As we chilled and waited for our pie to arrive, Durel and I were chatting about some low grade celebrity gossip. It went like this:
Me: Did you hear? Tone Loc performed at the Bobby Bones second chance prom last weekend. He totally passed out onstage.
(Editor's Note: He is the performer responsible for the chart-topping hits, Wild Thing and Funky Cold Medina. You totally remember.)
Durel: Yeah, I heard. They said he passed out from the heat.
Me: Yeah, but Bobby Bones said it totally wasn't hot in there! Tone Loc is a LIAR!
Jack (shouting): LIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
[parental silence]
Notes to self:
1. Jack is now "recording" everything we say. Every word. Every thing.
2. Jack will "play back" what we say to us at unexpected moments, like this one.
3. When he did that, it totally reminded me of this scene in The Princess Bride:
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| You know, when Miracle Max makes a miracle pill to wake up the Dred Pirate Roberts? Tell me you remember. |
Anyway, hope your day is full of miracles and not that many liars.
Talk soon,
Heather
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LIAR! Biscuity biscuits. Here we go!
ReplyDeleteOh, so funny! What a little mockingbird!
ReplyDeleteI'm NOT a WITCH, I'm YOUR WIFE!
ReplyDeletePlayback is deadly. Duly noted, friend.
LOL. And then people will wonder why he starts randomly saying BISCUITS! when he drops a toy.
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